Aug 22, 2014

coolscar:

i was looking at this kid near me on the bus and realized that for some reason his pocket is literally stuffed with plastic spoons

(via d0nn0)

Aug 21, 2014
napoleonbonerhard:

shingekinoswaggie:

bioterrorist:

i want someone who hasnt seen death note to analyze this screen shot and tell me what they think the show is about

a boy is in a band and he has his bandmates over. two of them are trying to convince the other two to dress metal so the cover of their album looks cooler. normal kids mom wants to know if they want any snacks.

very close i’m impressed

napoleonbonerhard:

shingekinoswaggie:

bioterrorist:

i want someone who hasnt seen death note to analyze this screen shot and tell me what they think the show is about

a boy is in a band and he has his bandmates over. two of them are trying to convince the other two to dress metal so the cover of their album looks cooler. normal kids mom wants to know if they want any snacks.

very close i’m impressed

(Source: aroyagami, via fruitpunchg)

Aug 20, 2014

sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

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amazing

(Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via fruitpunchg)

Aug 19, 2014

clacl:

if i  like you and you like someone else then wtf? ? ? ? ?

(Source: sadfrogs, via hotboyproblems)

Aug 18, 2014

pussied:

I would look so cute on you

(via hotboyproblems)

Aug 17, 2014

coluring:

*swags nervously*

(Source: tipslip, via hotboyproblems)

Aug 16, 2014

cacneas:

tumblr island would be the farthest thing from a judgment free environment and would probably be the cause of a couple dozen murders and an unintentional reenactment of lord of the flies

(via fake-mermaid)

Aug 15, 2014

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

(Source: kikuchimoa, via d0nn0)

Aug 15, 2014

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

(via fake-mermaid)

Aug 15, 2014

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via pizza)

Aug 15, 2014

iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

(via joshpeck)

Aug 15, 2014

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho, via moistbottom)

Aug 15, 2014

soft-communism:

gentlemanbones:

soft-communism:

soloses:

why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

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❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.

folloш foя мoяе soft but still resemblant to hard like Siberian winter сoммцпisм

(via punkmonksteven)

Aug 15, 2014
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose


#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

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#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

(Source: moreissues--thanvogue, via pizza)

Aug 15, 2014

hotboyproblems:

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

i want 50

(Source: jenkristofu, via thatprettyawkwarddisneyprincess)

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